Eye for an Eye

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Lady Elle Was Born Yesterday.

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Some girls get shy, while others prefer doe-eyed angles and are what you call “Assassins of the Lens”


Maybe it’s NAYbeline.


Jess, Chris, Myself, DJ Harvey, Gian Francocosta


Elle goes Waldorf Princess. Suck it, Paris Hilton.



More Waldorf Stories.

The Girl Can’t Help it!
4th of July, Castlebraid Manor w/ Presley Strong.
Pilates for Patriots.
Walt Whitman needs his privacy for his Jimmy Crack Kale and miniature cheeseburger.

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Chris, Jess & Myself Before Bungee Jumping on Coney Island.


The Hot Birthday mess a year before outside of Otto’s Shrunken Head, East Village.
Last summer’s MOMA exhibit last year on Child Development Design. Prob my favorite photo of us thus far…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRAULEIN LEECH!!!!!!! You were born exactly a month before me, and I knew from the moment that we met that we’d become surrogate family. The fact that we made it thus far in this lifetime with such rich and turbulent experiences together in the last 6 years is a testament the loyalty and strength of our friendship. We’re so lucky to have each other and I need to see you SOON. I love you to pieces, princess!!
Expect a song in your inbox in the next few days!

HILARIOUS.  Grazie Luis!!!!!

Fellini’s Roma.

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This time, last year.

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Suffolk St, Lower East Side

Wherein Sir Trazon Explains His Monastic Facebook Silence.

If you wish to reach me, clap your hands three times and say “Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, BETELGEUSE!” Or ya know… call me. Ask me on a date. The way we did it back in the 70’s.

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